Being average in all aspects allows for the most fulfilling life experience.

I consider myself completely average, and I embrace it. My friends and family range from above to below average, yet they often find themselves unhappy for various reasons. Some are too tall, others too short, some too intelligent, while others struggle with their smarts, and the list continues.

Standing at a typical 5'10 with a medium build, I wear a medium size in everything. I’m neither overweight nor underweight, not overly muscular, and my skin tone is a medium shade of brown—not too dark and not too light. I possess just enough intelligence and caution to avoid taking my own life, yet I also have a touch of foolishness and courage that keeps me from doing so. I hold a standard average bachelor’s degree, work in a typical office environment, and earn a reasonable income that isn’t particularly high or low. My political views hover around the center, much like the average voter, and I perform below average in every sport I attempt... The only things that stand out as non-average are my wonderful partner and my size 13 clown feet (which is a mystery to me).

Ultimately, I believe the world seems to be tailored for average individuals like me. I refer to this phenomenon as... Average privilege.

And yes, before you inquire, that too is precisely average. I’ve verified it against the global population statistics.